Wednesday, November 5, 2014

From high school sex-ed movie maker to NBA player to Bureau of Prohibition agent

If that isn't a confusing enough title then I don't know what is.  But this is just something I've noticed that I thought was blog-worthy:

After his adventurous brush with the porn industry alongside Elisha Cuthbert in Girl Next Door, this kid (played by Emile Hirsch)...




...went on to become and NBA player with the Okalhoma City Thunder as Steven Adams:




In his older age he then jumped back in time to the 1920's and assumed the life of a U.S. Department of Internal Revenue prohibition agent as Nelson Van Alden (in Boardwalk Empire, played by Michael Shannon).




No wonder Al Capone didn't trust him...


RELATED: Werewolf + former NBA player = US soccer star


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The idiocy of negative political ads on TV

Last night while watching the Celtics game on CSNNE, every single commercial break contained multiple political ads.  And more often than not, a negative and a positive commercial for the same candidate back to back.

First I see an ad telling me Charlie Baker is the worst person in the world, then immediately after he's everybody's best friend and taking selfies all over the place:



How am I supposed to know what to believe?

Then a commercial comes on with a little girl spelling out O-B-A-M-A, and that's supposed to make me think somebody named Jean Shaheen is no good:



Right after that I see an ad bashing Shaheen's opponent, Scott Brown, telling me that he doesn't care about New Hampshire:



Well guess what, I don't care about New Hampshire either!  I'm in Boston watching a basketball game!

But seriously, I think all negative political ads should be banned.  You say something awful about me, and then I come back with something terrible about you.  It's just stupid and depressing.


Monday, November 3, 2014

Patriots stats that make you say 'Wow!' (and a couple other observations)

Even though I said not to panic after the blowout loss in Kansas City, and I wasn't that concerned about the injuries to Jerod Mayo and Stevan Ridley, I still never expected this.  From yesterday:


Over the first four weeks of the season the Pats went 2-2, and averaged 20 points per game.  In the last five weeks New England (5-0) has scored 43, 37, 27, 51 and 43 again.  That's a five-game average of 40.2 PPG.  In that time span 25 of the NFL's 32 teams haven't once scored 40 or more, and 19 squads haven't even scored 40 points in a single game all season.

Take a look at the difference in Tom Brady's per game averages:

First four - 198 passing yards, 1 touchdown
Last five - 320 yards, 3.6 TDs

His last month has arguably been one of the best of his career (Brady won AFC player of the month for October).  In recent weeks the 37-year-old QB has also looked more mobile than ever before--but should that really be surprising considering he said he it was going to happen?


The Patriots have won 14 consecutive regular season home games, 34 straight against AFC opponents and 42 in a row at home vs. AFC teams with Brady starting.

Now here's the one thing that worries me:

Rob Gronkowksi's value is immeasurable, and he does things nobody else in the NFL can do.  But every time he catches the ball I'm nervous he's going to get hurt again.  Whenever Gronk gets hit it seems like his arms and legs are flailing around everywhere, just waiting to get bent the wrong way.  Obviously this has a lot to do with him being 6'6", but I also think Gronkowski plays with a reckless abandon that simultaneously makes him more effective and more injury prone.



Sunday, November 2, 2014

Awesome Old Song of the Week: "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses

The weather in Boston this weekend inspired me to go with this song.

Growing up I didn't have cable television in my house, so I rarely ever watched MTV.  In the summers I went to tennis camp at Dartmouth College and stayed in the dorms there, which did have MTV.

Over a two week span in July/August of 1992 I'm fairly certain I saw the November Rain video approximately 46 times.  According to Wikipedia, Guns N' Roses spent over $2.5 million to make it, ranking it among the most expensive music videos ever made.

The song is also the longest (8:57) to ever crack the top 10 on the Billboard charts.



Saturday, November 1, 2014

Why can't LeBron James just be humble?

Before shooting 5 of 15 and committing 8 turnovers in a disastrous 95-90 opening night loss to the Knicks, LeBron James spoke with the media about his first game back in Cleveland with the Cavs.  Here are some of the things he said:

"Obviously, it's an exciting time for our city. It's an exciting time for the people here. They should look forward to it." 
"...I understand how much I mean to this team, to this franchise, to this city, to this state. It's a different feeling, but I'm still as calm and excited at the same time, because it's the first game of the season." 
"...none of us should take this moment for granted. This is probably one of the biggest sporting events, you know, it's up there, ever. I don't feel it, but I know it is. 'SportsCenter' is here, a lot of people are here. 'SportsCenter' would never come to Cleveland other than this, so I understand." 
"I've already elaborated on it and I know how important it was so I'm not going to continue to talk about it. It's a great day for our fans. It's a great day for our community. And hopefully I can continue to inspire the youth here, because that's what it's about."

Even letting him slide on the absurd "biggest sporting events ever" comment, LeBron's general tone is just irksome.  I realize the reporters asked him a lot of leading (and redundant) questions, but why does every answer involve him saying he's aware of how big a deal he is?  Why can't he talk about how excited he is to be there for the fans, rather than how excited they should be to see him?

Clearly LeBron could benefit from some PR lessons from Crash Davis:



Friday, October 31, 2014

How is it possible that Koji Uehara doesn't know English?

Yesterday the Red Sox re-signed Koji Uehara to a two-year $18 million contract.  For the purposes of this blog I don't care about whether or not it was a good idea (it's not as bad as it sounds, to sign him for just one more season they almost certainly would've had to pay him the standard one-year qualifying offer of $15.3 mil).

At the moment I'm only interested in the way Koji decided to tell his fans:


Five minutes later the Red Sox tweeted this:


No high fives for you on this one Koji.

My thought is if he was really looking forward to seeing us he would have learned how to tell us that himself.  Uehara has been here playing Major League Baseball for six years.  How the hell has he not learned English yet?  It's embarrassing for him, and I think somewhat disrespectful to his fans and teammates.

I'm legitimately upset and a little fired up about this.

When Tom Selleck went over to Japan in Mr. Baseball I'm pretty sure he was speaking Japanese before the end of the season.




UPDATE:

It looks as though I may be overreacting here.  A few responses I've gotten on Facebook and Twitter:




Thursday, October 30, 2014

Congratulations to the World Series champion San Francisco Bumgarners

The "Bumgarners" is a weird name for a Major League Baseball team.  For those who don't know its origin, it's derived from the last name of San Francisco's ace pitcher, Madison Bumgarner.

Why would a franchise name itself after one of its players?  Because he won a World Series all by himself.

San Francisco finished the 2014 regular season with a 88-74 record, tied with three other clubs for the eighth-best record in baseball.  In the postseason Bumgarner (the player) pitched nearly one third of the total innings the Bumgarners (the team) played--52.2 of 160 (32.9 percent).  His playoff earned run average was 1.03, the rest of his "teammates" combined posted an ERA of 3.77.

In the World Series the discrepancy was even more extreme: Bumgarner (the pitcher) hurled 21 of 61 total innings (34.4 percent) with a 0.43 ERA.  Other guys wearing the same uniform combined for an ERA of 5.85.

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