I get frustrated when people come into my bar and order skinny margaritas. They don't exist. Booze has calories, a lot of calories. Worrying about a bit of juice or sugar in your alcoholic drink is like ordering a bacon cheeseburger without the cheese.
Here is the one and only true skinny margarita:
Polar seltzer should probably put me on their payroll. Oh, by the way, here's another public service announcement: Club soda, soda water and seltzer are all the same thing--just water and bubbles. Tonic is different, that has sugar.
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