Saturday, April 4, 2015

Why do MLB players keep getting 'roofied' with steroids?

Yesterday, Minnesota Twins pitcher Ervin Santana was suspended 80 games for testing positive for a performance enhancing drug called stanozolol.  Santana gave the typical response, saying "I am frustrated that I can't pinpoint how the substance in question entered my body. I would never knowingly take anything illegal to enhance my performance."

It's crazy how so many Major League Baseball players can never seem to figure out how substances enter their bodies.  I just don't get it.

How long before we catch this super-villain who's going around and ruining guys' lives by "roofying" them with steroids?  The FBI must be hot on his trail by now...

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