Thursday, July 23, 2015

'Sharknado 3' hot take

My thought is, if you're already falling back to Earth inside a shark which is protecting you from burning up upon reentering the planet's atmosphere, you might as well use that time to deliver your own baby as well.  I figure it's a good way to take your mind off the fact that you've just been swallow whole by a shark in space.

And I have to say, I did not see that coming, so well done Sharknado 3 makers.

Also, Tara Reid has to die, right?  The ex-bartender from the original Sharknado (pictured on the left) who mysteriously has to take her pants off when climbing out of a plane crash is clearly a much better match for Steve Sanders.  I feel as though the voting will be practically unanimous.

The Sharknado phenomenon
'Sharknado 2' tonight! It should be called 'Sharknado^2' (squared)
One scene from 'Sharknado 2' made me laugh out loud

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